Once Upon A Time ...

ok guys , for all the trollin' spammers who have nothing much to write nowadays , lets have some fun over here .

here are the ground rules -

1. each post can only contain up to a maximum of FIVE words

2. no double posting by the same person, let somebody write before you continue .

3. when posting, no quoting - simply copy the previous posting and paste onto quick reply column with ur five word entry

let's see how this goes..

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Once upon a time

Once upon a time, in a flying purple octopus

Can't it be 5 words? ;_;

in a flying purple octopus,

There once lived a person

There once lived a person
Who craved for spicy ramen

Who craved for spicy ramen
With even spicier octopus bile

with even spicier octopus bile,
and tempura dipped in mustard

and tempura dipped in mustard
then the next disgusting day...

then the next disgusting day...
he found a pink GIGANTIC

he found a pink GIGANTIC
corpse of an inverted octopus!

corpse of an inverted octopus!
being eaten by a zombie

being eaten by a zombie
"Chiiiiiiiickeeeeeen", said the zombie.

being eaten by a zombie
"Chiiiiiiiickeeeeeen", said the zombie.
and so the zombie ate...

and so the zombie ate...
mc-chicken nuggets falling from

mc-chicken nuggets falling from
The technika machine

The technika machine
that was being played by

that was being played by
aliens!

aliens!
using sangkm's rubber chicken, suddenly

using sangkm's rubber chicken, suddenly
the skies turned blood red

the skies turned blood red
and out of such sky,

and out of such sky,
arose a great and powerful

arose a great and powerful

man who just bought Starcraft2

man who just bought Starcraft2
who got recently owned badly
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who got recently owned badly
so he bad-mouthed his opponent

so he bad-mouthed his opponent
and played Technika instead

and played Technika instead
but he had no money