Once Upon A Time ...

with nothing but his big
poo stained, extra large...

poo stained, extra large...
Technika machine that...

Technika machine that...
has a big chainsaw that

has a big chainsaw that
he's selling on ebay but

he's selling on ebay but
people dig portal guns so

people dig portal guns so
He bought one on Ebay

He bought one on Ebay
and used it to shoot

(seriously do you guys ever think about the story in the first place?)

and used it to shoot
the overpaid ministers in there

(closing this thread once it hits 5 pages, will make sure that this thread actually makes some sense in the next story)

(wondered where that guy in that purple flying octopus went xD)

the overpaid ministers in there
now, he's running from the

now, he's running from the
government that used to be

(@icecold, I wasn't even expecting anything technika in this thread o: )

government that used to be
Someone who plays Starcraft 2

Someone who plays Starcraft 2
That perfect-played D2 MX

That perfect-played D2 MX
And S-played Conqueror

And S-played Conqueror
That died because of cancer

That died because of cancer
So a new era begins

So a new era begins
With technika NOT being involved.

With technika NOT being involved.
And starcraft2 banned for life

And starcraft2 banned for life
...An orange ate my laptop.

...An orange ate my laptop.
However, Orange craved Starcraft 2

However, Orange craved Starcraft 2
so orange played Technika2 instead

so orange played Technika2 instead
But orange was banned yesterday

But orange was banned yesterday
So orange played today

So orange played today
Then he annoyed Apple.

Then he annoyed Apple.
So Apple killed Orange

So Apple killed Orange
And Banana was shocked yet